I have always been a clumsy person, literally tripping over air on a regular basis and falling down so often that no one even asks if I’m okay anymore. So it seems fairly fitting that this clumsiness carries into other aspects of my life, such as my lovelife (or lack thereof). I am forever telling my friends about the ridiculous situations I get myself in to, mostly through dating, and these tales are usually met with a number of responses; laughter, shock, rounds of “you’re kidding”, laughter, sympathy, disbelief and then some more laughter.

Don’t get me wrong, I haven’t been completely unlucky in love. Although I have yet to find my “Mr Right”, I have been fortunate enough to meet some lovely warm up acts. However, lovely isn’t funny. Or shocking. But crazy, gross and downright weird? Now that’s funny. And I’ve got plenty of those to share!

I’ve been told a few times by my friends that I should write these stories down, so here I am sharing them with you all. There will be some fabrication, some elaboration, a lot of truth and hopefully even some entertainment in this blog, so I hope you enjoy it! And being a hopeless romantic, my quest for the love of my life is not over yet, which means there will probably be a lot more to tell in the future.

L xo